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Ohh, you would be sorely mistaken. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/arbitrary?rev=1766533846&do=diff Arbitrary - This character makes their judgements on the spot and applies them as they see fit in the moment. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/arrogant?rev=1766533846&do=diff Arrogant - With an inflated ego like that, it's not surprising this character hardly sees anyone but themselves. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/brave?rev=1766533846&do=diff Brave - This character has learned that attacking problems head-on is often the fastest and easiest way to solve them. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/callous?rev=1766533846&do=diff Callous - It stands to be argued whether this character even recognizes the pain of others, or if others are just a black box to them. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/calm?rev=1766533846&do=diff Calm - This character radiates calmness and is hardly bothered by anything. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/cat?rev=1766533846&do=diff Cat - This character expresses affection on their own accord and will spend time with you when they feel like it. Treat them like a cat: Enjoy it when they're there, give them space when they're not. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/chaste?rev=1766533846&do=diff Chaste - Be it old age, asexuality, trauma or one of many other reasons, this character does not experience regular sex drive. text/html 2026-01-19T12:18:07+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/comfort_eater?rev=1768825087&do=diff Comfort Eater - Indulging in food, too much, unhealthy, seems to help this character manage some stress. At least temporarily. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/compassionate?rev=1766533846&do=diff Compassionate - This character truly cares. When they say that they care, they genuinely do it. Very valuable. text/html 2026-01-19T12:25:45+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/confider?rev=1768825545&do=diff Confider - This character has found that talking with others about their burdens helps them. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/content?rev=1766533846&do=diff Content - This character is happy with where they are in life and is unlikely to risk what they have. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/craven?rev=1766533846&do=diff Craven - This character runs faster backward than most can run forward. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/cynical?rev=1766533846&do=diff Cynical - This character generally expects the worst and they're rarely disappointed. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/deceitful?rev=1766533846&do=diff Deceitful - This character is limited solely by what they think you will believe, not by what is true. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/depressed?rev=1766533846&do=diff Depressed - This character's battle is in their brain, and their brain won't let them rest. text/html 2026-02-02T10:40:09+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/diligent?rev=1770028809&do=diff Diligent - This character expresses themselves through their work, which is always at the highest of their abilities, even if nobody will notice. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/disloyal?rev=1766533846&do=diff Disloyal - This character’s allegiances are flexible, particularly when convenience or opportunity appears. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/drinker?rev=1766533846&do=diff Drinker - This character looks all the way to the end of their bottle. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/dutch?rev=1766533846&do=diff Dutch - This character has the directness of the only country in the world that shoots fireworks from their ass cheeks. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/eccentric?rev=1766533846&do=diff Eccentric - This character approaches life from an unusual angle, often to the mild confusion of those around them. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/fecund?rev=1766533846&do=diff Fecund - This character tends toward producing children, whether they plan to or not. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/fickle?rev=1766533846&do=diff Fickle - This character has a hard time to commit and will change their mind constantly, often leaving others guessing. text/html 2026-01-19T12:19:59+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/flagellant?rev=1768825199&do=diff Flagellant - Pain! There's nothing like pain to help feel something in a world otherwise so unbearably dull. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/forgiving?rev=1766533846&do=diff Forgiving - Forgiveness is the only way to move past each other's humanity. This character is hard to permanently upset, albeit sometimes to their own detriment. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/generous?rev=1766533846&do=diff Generous - This character readily gives away what they have to people they think are more deserving or in need. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/german?rev=1766533846&do=diff German - This character is unironically German. That's English and means “weltfremd”. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/greedy?rev=1766533846&do=diff Greedy - This character has already done everything to satisfy their own needs before they think about the needs of anyone else. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/gregarious?rev=1766533846&do=diff Gregarious - This character is home where their friends and family are. Or anyone, really. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/honest?rev=1766533846&do=diff Honest - This character values truth above all, speaking plainly even when the words are uncomfortable or unwelcome. text/html 2026-06-02T21:00:19+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/hostile?rev=1780434019&do=diff Hostile text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/humble?rev=1766533846&do=diff Humble - Affirmation and recognition by others are not this character's source of self-worth. text/html 2026-06-02T21:00:28+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/illegal?rev=1780434028&do=diff Illegal text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/impatient?rev=1766533846&do=diff Impatient - This character regards waiting as a personal affront to both themselves and the universe. text/html 2026-02-06T08:35:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/inappetetic?rev=1770366948&do=diff Inappetetic - This character is a top contender in the Hunger Games. text/html 2026-04-07T12:11:23+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/incestuous?rev=1775563883&do=diff Incestuous - This character had sexual relations with close family. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/intelligent_lvl_1?rev=1766533846&do=diff Intelligent Lvl 1 - This character excels with their quick wit and deep, logical comprehension. Even if the solution to a problem is out of their immediate reach, they still know the direction they need to go to. Never underestimate. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/intelligent_lvl_2?rev=1766533846&do=diff Intelligent Lvl 2 - This character's speed and sharpness is unparallelled. With their deep insights, they understand the world at a level only few can reach. Given enough time, there is virtually no problem this character couldn't solve. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/intelligent_lvl_3?rev=1766533846&do=diff Intelligent Lvl 3 - This character's mind is a singularity of knowledge, an infinite depth of understanding, commanding awe and respect by even the brightest. Their mind is one with reality itself and acts as a beacon on a plane of insight I can only wish to get a glimpse of. text/html 2026-05-12T14:58:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/intimidating?rev=1778597902&do=diff Intimidating - This character's presence has a kind of vibe, intentional or not, that puts me on edge. Or maybe I'm just worrying too much. text/html 2026-02-06T08:52:30+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/irritable?rev=1770367950&do=diff Irritable - You're on thin ice? No, this character has pre-broken any ice you could be on. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/just?rev=1766533846&do=diff Just - A stalwart of fairness, this character applies rules evenly and acts as a moderating force in conflicts. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/lazy?rev=1766533846&do=diff Lazy - This character does not see the value of effort and excellence, and instead prefers shortcuts and the path of least resistance. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/loyal?rev=1766533846&do=diff Loyal - This character stands by friends, allies and causes, even when it would be simpler to walk away. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/lunatic?rev=1766533846&do=diff Lunatic - Plagued by hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thoughts, this character struggles to distinguish between what is real and what is not. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/lustful?rev=1766533846&do=diff Lustful - This character is a nymphomaniac. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/murderer?rev=1766533846&do=diff Murderer - Another person died by this character's own hands. text/html 2026-06-02T21:34:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/pagetemplate?rev=1780436088&do=diff @@What's the profile ID?@@ User ID Lookup/ @@What's the profile ID?@@ @@ULTRACOMFY Ethical Jurisdiction@@ @@Considers me@@ ---------- Status @@Status?@@ Trust @@Trust?@@ ---------- Traits A list with all possible traits can be found here. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/painless?rev=1766533846&do=diff Painless - Because this character feels no cognitive or emotional pain, this character does not recognize their mistakes. Unfortunately, this means that they're also not learning from them. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/paranoid?rev=1766533846&do=diff Paranoid - If a betrayal didn't actually happen, this character will force or stage one just to make sure that their fears are confirmed. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/patient?rev=1766533846&do=diff Patient - This character can endure delays, setbacks and idiots with remarkable composure. text/html 2026-01-19T12:22:38+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/reclusive?rev=1768825358&do=diff Reclusive - Barely ever seen, this character is stressed in social situations and prefers to be where they will be left alone. The safe, cold hands of solitude. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/sadistic?rev=1766533846&do=diff Sadistic - This character enjoys seeing rules and expectations applied with a creative cruelty for those who they think deserve it. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/shy?rev=1766533846&do=diff Shy - This character is perfectly capable of attending social events, just not at the same time as anyone else. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/sleeping_dog?rev=1766533846&do=diff Sleeping Dog - This character bites. For your own good, leave them be. They do not need to be greeted. text/html 2026-02-06T08:46:07+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/smoker?rev=1770367567&do=diff Smoker - Got a fire? This character likes to inhale dangerous fumes for fun. text/html 2026-06-02T20:59:31+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/start?rev=1780433971&do=diff Personality Profiles This page is part of a series on Systems Systems Emotions Engine Comms Engine Direct Engine Core TRANSCOM ULTRACOMFY Ethical Jurisdiction System Mechanics Interceptions and Encounters Claim Social Jurisdiction Other Statistical Inevitability Malus Necessarium Conversation Difficulty 50% Probably Wrong Traits Apology Systems/Administration/Profiles/ This page contains all kinds of links necessary to make the profile pages workable. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/stubborn?rev=1766533846&do=diff Stubborn - This character refuses to bend, mostly out of principle, occasionally out of habit. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/stupid_lvl_1?rev=1766533846&do=diff Stupid Lvl 1 - If the escape pod has space for a group of three people, but you're four - leave this one behind. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/stupid_lvl_2?rev=1766533846&do=diff Stupid Lvl 2 - In case of an apocalypse, this broken record player would be lucky to be mistaken for a zombie. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/stupid_lvl_3?rev=1766533846&do=diff Stupid Lvl 3 - It is questionable whether modern imaging technology is sensitive enough to register this character's minimal brain activity. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/thin_blood?rev=1766533846&do=diff Thin Blood - Any kind of wound might prove fatal to this character since their sanguine humors are in a hurry to escape their body. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/transsexual?rev=1766533846&do=diff Transsexual - This character's gender is not what their doctor assigned them at birth. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/trusting?rev=1766533846&do=diff Trusting - This character assumes the world is mostly reasonable, until proven hilariously wrong. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/vengeful?rev=1766533846&do=diff Vengeful - This character keeps receipts of other people's deeds. text/html 2026-06-02T21:00:04+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/wanted?rev=1780434004&do=diff Wanted text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/wheezing?rev=1766533846&do=diff Wheezing - This character struggles to breathe comfortably. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/wrathful?rev=1766533846&do=diff Wrathful - This character becomes irritated quickly, and their decisions are often largely influenced by their many frustrations. text/html 2025-12-23T23:50:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.ultracomfy.net/templates/profiles/zealous?rev=1766533846&do=diff Zealous - This character is very enthusiastic about the causes they believe in.