“Where am I when I really need me?”
“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”1)
“I have concepts of a plan.”
“That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.”2)
“Yesterday's future is today.”3)
“The storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs.”4)
“My first victim was myself.”
“Self worth should be based on how much your dog loves you.”